Are S - $1,000/month

So a general about me:
I enjoy party games, but parties make me feel uncomfortable. Laying in bed directly after showering is nirvana. When the grocery store is rearranged I get upset almost as much as when I accidentally click on mobile game ads. I'm afraid of closing garage doors in fear of being bitten by a spider. I don't understand why we call the letter W "double you" when it's two Vs. Football movies are usually good movies, but football itself isn't so entertaining for me. The fruits of labor are amazing, especially if those fruits are just coming out of the oven. That means I like to cook. Also, I hate bathrooms without fans. I have a mild ego and I work for a Real Estate company, so if you'd ever like to learn more about generic finance stuff, and mortgages, feel free to ask. I love pineapple pizza, take it or leave it.