Sheri - $700/month

Alright, alright, alright...

What to say about me...?

AH MA GAHD, I, like, totes L-O-V-E rainbows and unicorns. OH EM GEE, I, like, MAJORLY almost FORGOT about baby penguins! Ooooo sooooo cuddly-duddly, I go BA-NAN-AS whenever I see one. Like, only on TV though. Or online. Or on Instagram. Or in a book. But books don't really count. Obv. I haven't been to the North Pole or anything, but I wonder if I could, like, ADOPT one! Fun fun! Or would that be udderly cray-cray?

Okay, okay, halt and cease fire! No need to deliriously hightail it to the asylum, maniacally begging for a lobotomy. That was just a smidge of mischievous shenanigans there!

Were you befuddled? Did your innards simultaneously convulse? Did you feel absurdly repulsed, yet oddly entertained? Did you laugh?

You're welcome.

Okay, so, some fun facts about the real me:

Name: Sheri

Age: Old enough to require reading glasses and think more seriously about my calcium intake; young enough to yelly-sing to Indie rock and do the splits. Okay, I just lied about doing the splits. I could never even master a cartwheel. Ok, so, young enough for the yelly-singing, and for joyously yet not addictively gittin' likkered/bombed/hammered/pickled/shit-faced/insert your favourite word for "drunk" here.

Family: Divorced; have a son, age 18.

Career: Creative Mutt, self-employed. Details should be somewhere on this form...

Personality and stuff:

--Creative, artistic, quirky, fun, witty, inventive, spazzy.

--Well-brought up, well-educated, life-long learner, intelligent, non-judgmental, empathetic, intuitive, humanitarian.

--INFJ personality type (Meyers-Briggs). Like, totally. Hey, you should do the online quizzes too, to figure out your personality type (Or maybe you already have. Duh, me) and let me know!
And read up about INFJs! It's a great way to help determine compatibility.

--Spiritual/intuitive, writer, poet, artist, creative upcycler (furniture and clothing), wear unique clothing, love colour, the smells of vanilla, coconut, apple-cinnamon.

--Smoker, cheap red wine groupie... on that note, believe OxyClean is one of the best inventions ever. Besides SnackMaster...

--Yes, I mentioned spazzy... I've been compared to Phoebe from Friends, and Bridget Jones.

Just a couple of examples of my spaz-factor:

- putting hair conditioner in my coffee instead of creamer
- putting bb pellets on my son's bday cake (thinking they were orange sprinkles)
- chewing on a gummy worm that was actually a fishing lure

-- ...and I have no filter. But it's hilarious. It would not be uncommon to hear me ponder, "Did I just say that out loud?"

Ohhhh, I could go on and on, laughing all the way!

--I love laughing at myself; I'm a wizard at making an idiot of myself -- and you should, too! Humour is essential!

-- I resonate with those who can make me laugh and think. Humour and thought-provocation are prerequisites!

-- ...as are those who are unconventional... I dig quirkiness, hilariousness, and meaningful sarcastic conceptualization about this culture we live in!

--That being said, I also require regular alone-time to myself to do quiet activities, to think and/or zone-out, rest and recharge.

--Also, I'm a humanitarian and strong supporter of mental health and other societal challenges, particularly through utilizing the therapeutic benefits of the arts

--Ideally, I'd love to eventually move to a less-fortunate tropical country and offer therapeutic expressive arts programs to those who could benefit, or who are simply interested.

Random stuff I like, in no particular order.

Except I want to add Alexander Skarsgard (my future husband), and he goes at the top of the list. Naturally.

• Art
• History
• Culture
• Psychology
• Philosophy
• Humanitarianism
• Unconventionality
• Alternative/New Age Spirituality
• Paranormal
• Alternative therapies, especially arts-based
• Nature/outdoors - forests and water
• Beaches
• Day-tripping
• Bonfires
• Treehouses
• Indoor forts
• Poetry/Writing/Photography
• Acting/Stage performing
• Books, especially humourous memoirs
• Dorothy Parker
• Movies - probable fave: Midnight in Paris
• Board games
• Red wine
• Bacon
• Cheese
• Peanut butter. Oh, and chocolate. Together. Wonderous, I must say.
• Groovy Boho/Hippie fashion
• I love lamp
• More cowbell

... And a whack of other stuff!

Not sure if my locations map accurately shows neighbourhoods I'd like to live in. Preferred ones are Kensington, Cabbagetown, Distillery District, Leslieville, St. Lawrence/Front St./The Esplanade, Moss Park/Corktown, East Bayfront, Riverside, The Beaches, Queen St. East corridor.

I'm cool with living with one to three other people, and am open to multiple people. I'm also quite interested in co-living, co-housing, shared living, and co-ops.

Women, men, LGBTQ+, and people who have children... it's all good in the 'hood!

I hope my profile piques the interest of like-minded kindred spirits. Let's get to know about eachother!

If you have any questions, feel free to ask. I welcome your interest!

Okay, this whole deuce of a profile is already unduly lengthy. Sheri shalt now zip, latch, bolt, muzzle, and quite possibly saran-wrap her face-tunnel.

Cheers!